This was going to be just another quiet day.
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[/full_size]![When I was on my way to the beach, a monkey started bothering me. ‘You, in that stupid hat, something’s going down in your crib.’](http://jasonhunt.media/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/hey-yo-1024x577.jpg)
When I was on my way to the beach, a monkey started bothering me.
‘You, in that stupid hat, something’s going down in your crib.’
![And just when I thought that the craziness is over and I sat on my bed to write about my monkey story... That’s when I noticed a crocodile on my ceiling.](http://jasonhunt.media/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/beast-1024x556.jpg)
And just when I thought that the craziness is over and I sat on my bed to write about my monkey story… That’s when I noticed a crocodile on my ceiling.
I tried killing him by yelling “go away!” Well, it did. Now I can’t even see where he is. But I can’t open up the terrace door, because it’s dark outside and I’ll be inviting monkeys and god knows what else into my room.